Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

"Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative."

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

More can be found here



hahha.. for some reason, the topic of religion has been brought up multiple times during the past few days.  It's kind of weird..

Contest Entry

Entry for the contest! Always replicated but never duplicated. FOUND HERE
More specifically, this look .

 The only editing of my photos consist of resizing and blacking out the background.  Now here we goo..

BAD BITCH

  You want a bad bitch? Scarlet's the baddest

I would give you my number so you can have this

But I don't need the stalkin', prank calls, or the madness

My ass like whoa, my goodies incredible, these legs flexible

You flippin and pushin and pushin to flip it

I got my own money, own cars, own house

I can cook a meal same time and turn a motherf*cker out

I'm the example of what you want up on your team

But these LV bags and my time gonna cost cream

Just gimme the dollars cuz I ain't gonna meet your momma

Give me Gucci, give me Chanel, pearls, and give me Prada

He gives me his paper to his plastic

I'm a bad bitch

I had so much fun doing this look.. I originally really wanted to do the Lady Gaga look (cuz I fcking love her), but the only day I had time to dress up, be vain and camwhore, I couldn't find soda cans!! Anyway, this was probably the only time I ever tried red lipstick.. I LIKE ITT !  It was from some random cheap makeup palette from Hong Kong too! After doing this look, I went out that night.. got a few looks.. hahaha.. definitely felt like a different person.. in a good way !



credit: webbie

FOTD // Natural Taupe

FOTD! Pretty natural looking to me... it's for this look:

I didn't have time to take a lot of pictures do a lengthy tutorial, but here are a couple of pictures so you get the idea.
 

I applied a skin colored shadow on my top lid and highlighted the browbone with a white-ish shadow.
The main color--taupe (Mushroom) was applied on my lid enough to where I could see it when I open my eyes.  
Then I blend the top of it. 
Make sure the shadow forms a V on the outer part of your eye to connect to the bottom!
I line my eyes with a gel liner (blacktrack) on the top lid and bottom outer corner. 
Then using a black pencil eyeliner (UD: zero), I line the top outer half waterline and bottom inner waterline and connect it with the bottom outer corner to make that almond shape.

Products Used:
Eyes
     Urban Decay primer potion
     Alice in Wonderland palette: Mushroom (taupe) (blackish brown color with a purple undertone)
     MAC blacktrack fluidline
     Urban Decay black eyeliner in Zero
     Darkness Kma9
Face
     MAC Studio Fix fluid NC30
     Blush: MAC mineralize Dainty

Feel free to ask any questions !

Taken from further away .. with my phone.. so quality is no bueno..

My shoe collection

Check me outtt.. hahaha.. my friend Franalations is a real sneakerhead, so I did this video for his page.. Only did 1 take.. I was so flustered and my face was burning up for at least 3 minutes in the beginning.. lol.. it was fun though.. Please rate, subscribe, comment!!

RT @zappos You can't change the past, but every day is an opportunity to rewrite your future.

 That was a little inspiring message via Twitter..

Christina's bday at The Boiler and Shamrocks!

 

Jenn, bday girl, me

Rubiks cube clock/temp/alarm and a magnetic desktop aquarium from mee

 The group

The Boiler in Chino Hills
This place was delicious! I like to yelp.. and according to the reviews, the Pan Roast is the die for.. so of course, I order that with level 7 spicyness.. so yummy.. we also ordered the House Oysters, which is topped with tomato sauce, peanut butter, and bacon bits.. but this failed to impress :(  maybe because I was expecting raw oysters..  but even so.. the sauces overpowered actual oyster meat.

Shamrocks Pub & Grill
Nice, chill.. friendly.. cheap?

And prior to the birthday celebration, we went to the mall..
Initially went in search of an additional birthday gift.. but instead, I left with..

limited edition jean jacket
LOL I just searched the H&M site in German to find a picture of it.. I had been looking for a jean jacket for a while now.. and I finally found it! I was at the store with R.. and right as I put one arm in the sleeve, he said "ok get it, I like it" .. lol.. I like that it ends around my waist.. so that it won't make my torso look too long :) I'm a little bit iffy on the penny looking buttons though..

gold sequined hairband (R saw it and immediately said I should get it because it would look good with my current hair color)

sunglasses x2 -- 2 for $25!

R also surprised me with teal/pink spiz'ikes on Saturday!!

 

 He was like.. "I got some shoes at the mall.. but I dont think you'll like em that much.."  So obviously I'm thinking he bought shoes for himself! Hhaha... what a weenie..

It's almost Springggg

Thaat should be it for now.. I should really be working on my term paper .. eep

xxj

Current wants:
thigh high socks
black sweatshirt

P.S. I still havent gotten around to watching Alice in Wonderland!
Movies I need to watch:
Alice in Wonderland
A Single Man
Shutter Island
New Moon (LOL)